The button-down shirt fit fine when I got dressed. Everything buttoned and lay flat as it should. Until about 10:30 when, for no apparent reason, the fabric rebelled and started pulling apart at my bra. A co-worker who was probably a Girl Scout in another lifetime appeared with the Hollywood Fashion Tape. I applied the clear, double-sided tape along the fabric underneath the shirts buttons and then pressed them together. Stuck like a dream. Over-exposure averted. I was beyond impressed. I was also no longer self-conciously tugging at my top. So I was wrong. It's not stupid. It's just as amazing as everyone else has always said it was.